The Protectorate of Cham Cham is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning boar population. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.058 billion Cham Chamians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cham Chamian economy, worth 112 trillion stones a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,622 stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cham Cham's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cham Cham is ranked 123,495^th in the world and 1,956^th in Ambition for Largest Populations, with 4.06 billion capita.